Traveling for work for the first time in a while (by plane, anyway), I find myself at a beautiful almost-seaside resort in Naples, Florida. Unlike the many, many other beach resorts I’ve visited (I jest), this one isn’t right on the beach. Instead, there is a .6 mile walk on an immaculately-maintained boardwalk through a mangrove… grove. This is not a problem. What could be a problem is this: