I’m not gonna lie, Zody and I had a difference of opinion. He thought my entire life’s energy should be spent hanging out with him, and so wanted to make sure I knew he was being ignored. He did so with incredibly loud, high-pitched yelps. He had this difference of opinion with everyone in the house. See, we were deliberately ignoring him because he is a dog. Now I’m a dog person. I love dogs. I love all dogs everywhere – ugly dogs, stinky dogs, little dogs, big dogs, hairy dogs, naked dogs – dogs dogs dogs. I love them. But me and Zody, we just didn’t see eye-to-eye. I’m sorry to say I was not a Zody fan.